Spiga

All-India Institute of Perverts


About Us
Founded in Mangalore, the All-India Institute of Perverts is a pioneer in promoting the erosion of all morals from within the human brain, and specializes in debauchery. The AIIP has been known to produce world-class debauchees who are well versed in being radical sensualists and masterful hooligans.

Admission
Aspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-
1) Age – No limits
2) Sex – Male (Females are allowed, on the criteria that they will have to be experts in wrestling against their own sex)
3) Know how to say Jai Sri Ram and Girls are like my sisters and make them appear completely genuine
4) Be fundamentalist
5) Detest Valentine’s Day (and hence detest red heart-shaped balloons, greeting cards and Archie’s Gallery)
6) At least 1 year experience in destruction of furniture and pub/club hoardings.

Courses
- Masters in Moral Policing
- Masters in Moral Policing (Extra subjects: HOW TO 1) Slap a woman, 2) Tangle her hair in an attempt to make her bald, 3) Hold a woman by her head with both hands and fling her hard onto the ground)

Apply Fast. Limited Seats. And don’t forget to bring along a saffron robe.







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14 comments:

  amreekandesi

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 3:43:00 PM PST

Would make a good location for the next LeT attack!

  Vinod_Sharma

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 7:06:00 PM PST

The AIIP has branches all over India!
All you need is the fire in you. Jai Sri Ram! Sick but true...

  Kislay

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 9:32:00 PM PST

Dude , I think you missed one . You shouldn't have a gf as well . What I think is that most of these buggers are emotionally/sexually frustrated , and decided to take it out on others on Valentines day , and other such occasions . Good one .

  hitch writer

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 9:58:00 PM PST

Ditto with Vinodji !

just dont understand how people keep applying for such roles.

Don't they reason things ??

  Trailblazer

Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 11:26:00 PM PST


@AD
Ha ha.

@Vinod Sharma
Yes

@Kislay
Exactly my point. It's more to do with being a pervert than being religious.

@Hitch Writer
Yes

  Chirag

Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 1:03:00 AM PST

Dude, Awesome. Few more observations.

@Aspirants for a seat in the AIIP require the following basic qualifications-
You must be a pervert morons
You don't have jobs
Never had a relationship
Never were loved
Never were cared about
Had a tough childhood is a Plus
Never were shoiuld have been laid.

@Benefits/Advantages:
You can assert your false ego's by doing this!!!
You can become what we all detest, parasites to the society

  Dewdrop

Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 9:18:00 AM PST

These are peverts who want publicity through sensationalization and such low acts

  mads

Thursday, January 29, 2009 at 8:49:00 PM PST

hey trailblazer,
nice stuff.
i'm already imagining the list of placements!
:)

  Trailblazer

Friday, January 30, 2009 at 12:48:00 AM PST


@Chirag
Ha ha. That completes it.

@Dewdrop
Yes.

@Mads
Thanks. Placements guaranteed in Abhinav Bharat and Sri Ram Sene. The AIIP is also attempting to woo the MNS.

  Mampi

Friday, January 30, 2009 at 7:28:00 AM PST

OH well hit,
extremely well hit.

  amit

Saturday, January 31, 2009 at 7:53:00 PM PST

Good one! Even I was thinking of writing something on the same lines. But this is just perfect.

  Mama - Mia

Monday, February 2, 2009 at 1:28:00 AM PST

OUCH!!!!!

if those goon knew how to read, i hope least one of them would be ashamed!

great work TB!

cheers!

abha

  Trailblazer

Tuesday, February 3, 2009 at 12:09:00 AM PST


@Mampi
Thanks.

@Amit
Thanks.

@Mama-Mia
Thanks

  Angel's Flight

Thursday, February 5, 2009 at 1:43:00 PM PST

Wow is is another perspective on the incident...a interesting one too!

Like Abha said...if only the concerned people would read this :)