[Warning: The list is LONG]
1. IPL
2. Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?
3. Shah Rukh Khan, Rakhee Sawant & The Great Khali
4. MTV Roadies
Note: F!#@ Y%#, B%*^&, F!#@ Y%#. F!#@ Y%# more.
5. Exclusive Bollywood gupshup
Note: Zoom TV usually does the honours of providing us with priceless news from tinsel town, but the role is now being shared by most “national” news channels, newspapers and other news-givers.
6. More Bollywood gupshup
Note: Filmfare and Cineblitz are selling like hot cakes as inflation can never affect these and they are a vital part of the common man’s diet.
7. BREAKING NEWS, NAYI KHABAR, SANSANI KHEZ
Note: The caring, benevolent, truth-speaking and absolutely adorable media.
8. Star Plus and the emotionally-charged homecoming of the Old Tulsi
9. Kareena Kapoor’s bikini, Shahid Kapoor-Vidya Balan, Anil Kapoor’s Tashan and other Kapoors
10. Comedy Circus (TV Show)
Note: This also includes Lok Sabha’s recent “Dark Hour” but apparently girls don’t find Somnath Chatterjee as sexy as Arbaaz Khan.
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45224. Elections 2009
45225. Countering terrorism
45226. Inflation
45227. National Security
45228. Tackling corruption, communalism, regionalism, poverty, health problems and other ills
45229. Respecting the dead
3 months ago
14 comments:
Thursday, May 22, 2008 at 9:23:00 PM PDT
God satire dude...... :)
We have screwed up our priorities........ :(
Saturday, May 24, 2008 at 10:05:00 PM PDT
Really good. True, again.
Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 7:49:00 AM PDT
respecting the dead...ya.can't respect living so....that's a bit early on the list!!! :P
Sunday, May 25, 2008 at 8:02:00 AM PDT
@ sachin, sarkywoman
Thanks.
@rahul
Hehe. Yeah. Nobody is respected at all, I guess.
We, the SELFISH people....
Monday, May 26, 2008 at 10:44:00 PM PDT
excellant way of presenting the things. i like that very much..
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 7:16:00 AM PDT
Nice way of presenting the bitter truth. It's no wonder that terrorists can get away with anything. We simply don't care.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008 at 9:43:00 AM PDT
@Himanshu, Krishna
Thanks guys.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 10:16:00 AM PDT
Sad but true!
Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 6:36:00 AM PDT
y is respecting the dead last one?
Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 6:52:00 AM PDT
@ashwin
Yes
@aditi
Well, that is probably because we have absolutely no honour for the dead. Forget civilians who die in terror attacks, we have no honour for the soldiers who die on the borders everyday or our heroes of yesteryear or anyone for that matter.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:18:00 PM PDT
sadly, seems to be bang on!
Friday, June 20, 2008 at 5:18:00 AM PDT
@gauri
Thanks.
Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 11:03:00 AM PDT
Excellent. can u add the "sensationalizing the murder cases to the list"
Saturday, June 28, 2008 at 11:17:00 PM PDT
@phatcougar
Thanks. Sensationalism was always on the list. The list is huge, you know :-)
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